dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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go home
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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