where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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