I'm going to jail i love you
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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