I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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