I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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