Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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