So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
