If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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