So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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