You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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