Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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