I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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