The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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