David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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