Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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