I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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