Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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