its not stalking. its research.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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