I cannot find my penis.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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