Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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