Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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