My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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