I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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