just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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