Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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