OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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