He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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