Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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