I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so let's talk penis.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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