would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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