there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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