i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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