Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you would pick up someone in the library
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
