16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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