bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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