so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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