Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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