He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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