Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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