Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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