How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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