Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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