I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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