and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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