I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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