Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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