my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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