Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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