plz talk dirty to me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Enjoy the penises
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
