Betty ford says i'm here all night
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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