we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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