i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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