SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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