waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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